During the winter when I was unjustly locked up in the Linamahal (I have severe claustrophobia) the neighborhood activists formed "The Free Lina Movement" (THANK YOU!) and they got me released the very next day. A new magazine came the other day...
"Training Goats to Carry Packs"?!? What are they thinking? But the article said that large wethers are the best pack goats and I am a small doe (in height anyway) so I hope I will not have to be calling The Free Lina Movement over that.
But there was another article in there about The Goat Justice League! This is just what we needed! Legal support for The Free Lina Movement! I contacted my platonic friend Sky buck, that passed the word to Snowball, to ask Snickerdoodle pony if I could borrow some of his allowance to join the league. So as of this morning, I am a card carrying member... or I will be as soon as the card gets here and I figure out a way to carry it. Hmmmm... Maybe a pack wether is not such a bad idea? So I now have a "Lifetime Membership to the Goat Justice League - the book, a t-shirt, the bumper sticker, a membership card, and directions for the secret handshake". The bumper sticker says "I'm pro goat and I vote" and is going on the truck. I wonder if Batgoat and Wonder Wether are members already?
Update from the "Free Lina Movement" : "Love the idea that Lina is a card carrying member of the Goat justice League! I had a brief idea for how she could carry the card... if it counts: If she eats the card, it will be a conceal carry, but only until it’s expelled in pellet format."
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