I finally come clean on banana peel!

I liked to fool Dad about banana peels. He would bring them out and offer me a piece. I would turn up my nose, "Blech!" He would set them on the gate or the chair for when he went to feed the other barn but sometimes I would sneak and snarf them while he was not looking. Why settle for a piece when a little sneakiness could score me an entire peel? At first he thought he set it down somewhere and lost it, but after a while he finally started to catch on. Today he caught me in the act...