My place in the herd standing is solid but Dad does have a second favorite. Azure. She LOVES to be hand fed. She makes a little grunting sound while she is hand feeding that Dad thinks is so cute. But what Azure does not realize is:
1) It is the EXACT same food that is in her feed bowl.
2) Hands have GERMS!
3) That makes hand feeding GROSS!
4) Little grunty sounds are unbecoming. I am a very quiet goat. I barely make a sound even when I am boy crazy. But I have been known to unleash an "f-bomb" on Roger the best and handsomest Farrier in the world and on Dad.
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